Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Ok folks, this is the end of the line

Just because I can, I think I'm going to go ahead and let the pictures do the talking for this weekend. There has never in the history of time been a more irreverent trip to Paris. This is not to say that we didn't see things and fully appreciate them On the contrary, I think we have soaked in more of the good life than can possibly be imagined. The following picture reflects only a small part of the good times that were had.
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This is Kakie's new image. I, personally, think it's hot. I believe this should be the new face of the "we're in Paris" group on facebook.
We managed to see, in five short days, nearly everything that I had ever dreamed of seeing in Paris (except Tim). We made it to the Louvre twice, the Musée d'Orsay, the Pompidou, Versaille, the Arc de Triomph, the Champs Elysee, the Musée Rodin, Notre Dame, Le Madeline, the cemetary Père Lachaise and many, many others. It was grand to just sit on the banks of the Seinne, under Notre Dame (two blocks from the hostel) and talk to people who walked by. There were a number of times that I suspected Kakie might flash the bateaux mouches (tour boats) as they went by, but she resisted.
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Kakie and me in the Gardens of Versaille.
It's big and gaudy and well, frankly kind of ugly. The famous "hall of mirrors" was built only as a piece of propaganda, asserting the kings wealth. I love rich people. They're awesome. The gardens on the other hand, are quite lovely and amazing even though the flowers haven't been planted yet and the fountains are not yet on.

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Shannon feeds pidgeons like the "tuppens a bag" lady in Mary Poppins.
My favorite thing about Shannon is that, well, he's awesome in every concievable way. This is why there's nothing like taking a trip with near-perfect strangers. They cease to be strangers in away you hadn't before imagined. The whole time I've been here I've been trying to think of a symbol that represents everything about Europe and all I can think of is the pidgeon. Nothing, I think, represents travel in general like pidgeons. Pidgeons are universal. If people liked to eat them, the world would be a different place.

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For those of you who have yet to live in a hostel, I can guarantee that you'll sleep better if you can push the beds together and spoon.
Technically we didn't sleep this way. It was Erin, Kakie, Myself and Megan. Kakie talks in here sleep. Megan hits me. Erin mutters and I snore. Though it could be much worse. You know you're loved when people are willing to split beds with you. The hostel we stayed in is directly behind the Cluny museum, besides the thermal bath that is the oldest structure in Paris, dating from even before the Jesus.


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This is us, the A-Team. Mr. T is behind the camera.
Paris is a completely interesting city in every moment. This sculpture garden has I'm not sure what significance, but we did a good job of standing/sitting on pillars. It was quite nice. There really is no part of Paris bordering the river that is not interesting. I say that if we ever communicate with Aliens we tell them Paris is the capital.

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In case you're wondering, that sign says that the Pompidou has the largest collection of modern art in the world. Which is a lie unless they mention also that their collection is not there right now and that if you pay the fee and go in you won't see Matisse, Polluck or anything else but you will see a video of a woman gargling milk and some other crap that really, I'm sorry, is not art. The only cool thing was an entire soundproof room which you had to duck to get into, and it it was a piano and a feather. I wanted to hear the piano SO bad. I think (though I can't be sure) that that was the point.
In general, I have no quarrel with modern art. I have to say though that will the fine art in the Louvre moved me, and the sculptures in Pomidou confused/bothered me, the impressionist art in the Musée d'Orsay brought me to my knees. The impressionist artists seem to have more of a grasp on life than any other movement. There's just something so intrensically beautiful about the way they break away from realism like a dancer who leaves not only the other dancers but the music behind for his own steps. I. Love. It.


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These are my Paris buddies in the height of their cuteness. unfortunately no one told me that I should not have worn the tourist-suit that day, thereby ruining the pictures.
Essentially, because I was too busy doing things to write down all the things I ws doing, this will have to suffice for the story of Paris. Though I will say that I haven't laughed that hard all semester. There is absolutely no substitute for a Centenary person, or if possible, a large group of them.
And don't let the fondue tear you apart.
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Saturday, May 14, 2005

50 Euros

This pay-by-the-minute blog entry brought to you by: Paris

Today's sights:
The Rodin museum, The Kiss and The Thinker (both incredibly cool, it's hard to soak in that you're actually looking at something you've seen lampooned a million times)
Napoleon's Tomb at l'Hôtel des Invalides (wow, he's nice and dead)
The inside of my eyelids (we're plum tuckered out from spending a million hours in the Louvre yesterday and then hanging out by the Seinne, looking at Notre Dame last night)

Having a hotel in the Latin Quarter is way cooler than staying anywhere else in Paris.

Spooning with Erin, Megan and Kakie after four months with no Centenary is way cooler than exploring Europe with strangers.

Friday, May 13, 2005

Thursday, May 12, 2005

When you're happy and you know it...

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This is for JStrange, who says my french life-story made her frown.
This is one of the greatest things that Europe has to offer, besides an international rail system and more culture than you can shake a stick at; this is Mont Blanc pudding in a can. There is seriously nother better after a hard day's worth of sleeping than to wake up and pop the tab on a cool, creamy can of vanilla, chocolate, caramel, grand marnier, hazelnut or pistachio pudding. It really can't be beaten.
Today we get the results of the one final we've already taken and then I get to pack for a weekend in Paris with the module from Centenary. This means I get to go to Versaille, which I didn't think I was going to be able to do. Ah, 'tis a good day indeed.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Friggen Idiots

So, the news of the day:

A) Carrie and I are trying to break a world record for most hours slept in one day, which is difficult because there are only 24 hours in a day, meaning that in order to break the record one must establish a day in which there are more than 24 hours. So, I think we're going to break the record for most hours spent sleeping in one week. We're well on our way. Also, I've noticed that sleeping for more than 20 hours a day has the interesting affect of making your waking life seem like a dream, and your dreams (wherein you wade around in a plastic pool in your grandmother's backyard, trying to save a blind man's seeing-eye-cat from your own cat) seem oddly real.

B) Finally something good in the school department. I got an A (ie a 14) on the paper for which I sacrificed a number of hours in DC. YES!! I'm glad that it payed off because I easily could have spent those hours seeing movies, going for walks, and generally enjoying Tim's company. But I now know more about Lady Jane Gray than anyone on earth could ever want to know.

Here's something about the French school-system. This week has been the week of Rattrapage. Which essentially means the week of "recovering" missed work or classes. Which, essentially means a week of doing sheer nothing. I've complained about dead week before because teachers assign things and we still have to go to classes, but I will never again complain: this week is the ultimate dead week (I think I've forgotten anything I may have learned).

The plus to having free time is that Virginia Wolff's Orlando is blowing my mind as Virginia is wont to do. I love her.

Monday, May 09, 2005

On the Wrong Side of the Tracks


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Today's observation: you how you can tell, for the most part, what a person's general attitude/"character" is going to be like just by looking at their clothes? Even if you can't make assumptions about their actual personality you can make some general assumptions about them?
Well, I haven't put my finger on the french dress=personality types yet. Thus far most people look like the ultimate case of schitsophrenia. But I'll be damned ifI don't see some of the most awesmome clothes I've ever seen.
Today: I write a paper in french about how the Abstract Movement freed artists from the "world of representation" in the beginning of the 20th century.
Phrase du jour: "La peinture abstrait est celle qui ne représente pas les apparences visibles du monde extérieur, et qui n'est déterminée, ni dans ses fins, ni dans ses moyens, ni dans son esprit, par cette representation." -Léon Degand
(The abstract painter is he who does not represent the visible appearances of the outside world, and who is determined neither in his ends, his means, nor in his mind, by this representation.)

Saturday, May 07, 2005

Truth! Truth! And nothing but the truth!

If I was home today for Mother's day I would make Crèpes with sweet cream cheese filling and fresh raspberry sauce for brunch. Then we could go for a hike, go to dinner, then come home and drink margaritas while playing Scrabble. And just because it's mother's day, Mama, I would let you win. Ok, maybe not. it's not like it would be hard to beat me, I haven't been around native English speakers for five months (People in Washington DC don't count).

It's been a grand weekend. I can list the things I've done on ten fingers.

1) Sleep
2) Read Orlando by Virginia Wolff
3) Watch The Simple Life 2 on DVD
4) Laundry
5) Drink wine that was a gift (oddly, in France, they chose to give us a California sauvignon, dumb Americans)
6) Sleep
7) Do Push ups (inspired by the fact that every time Gio sees me he bites my arms, which means that my biceps look more fluffy than foreboding, which needs to change)
8) sleep
9) Eat a chicken from market
10) shower

Nothing I do in the next 18 hours will be outside of this list, unless the building burns down, which I don't think it would.

On the other hand, I owe a great debt of thanks to those who did a whole lot more than I did Yesterday and the day before. Tim had the GARGANTUAN task of recruiting people to move my stuff out of Merrick House. I think this makes him an official candidate for knighthood or sainthood or to be a member of the Harlem Globe Trotters or something because it's probably the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.

Thanks too, to Zack, Scott, Jared, JT, and Barkley, who all rock my face off. I would have been lost without my CD collection and my bike when I get home... God, there really is no one on earth cooler than the TKEs except maybe George Harrison but he never helped me out personally with anything and he's dead.

Anyway, it's nice to finally have a computer (ONE!) in the dorm- except that we can never get these three hussies who make conference calls to Africa all night OFF OF IT. Oh, and it's nice to know that even if there's no phone in the building, when there's an emergency we can email the police.

This is a silly, silly place. Oddly though, since school is out for a week before finals start... Lille feels a lot more livable and little less like some sort of really bad game show where you just can't win.

Happy Mom's day.