Sunday, December 04, 2005

Whereas: Idaho is still worthless


1. haven't read The Best Page in the Universe for a while- was excited to see that someone else thinks that Idaho is Hell. Idahell, in fact.
2. think this: http://www3.state.id.us/oasis/HCR029.html is the funniest/saddest thing I've seen all day.
3. want a burrito. No matter how many burritos I eat I want another.
4. Convinced burrito means "little donkey" in spanish. (Burro= donkey, ito=little, burro+ito= little donkey.)
5. mortified that internet search for images of burritos results in equal parts pictures of donkeys/food/babies/babies/cats.

5 comments:

  1. At least you didn't get anything x-rated.... Burritos are adorable, who wouldn't want one :)

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  2. You and I drove through Idaho once, on our way back from Disneyland. We stopped at a restaurant that had the biggest roses outside I have ever seen. I kept thinking, where are the potatoes? You said, "They are just up ahead- up in Wyoming. That was before we made it to Flaming Gorge.

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  3. Let's go back to Flaming Gorge. I hope everyone knows that while Idaho is worthless, everything in Utah is fascinating. Even (especially?) mormons.

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  4. Anonymous6:02 PM

    Where do you FIND this stuff???

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  5. It's in aisle three by the porpenatser dolphin lemonade, next to the crustacean twinkies, donut machine and six-foot lava lamps.

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