Walt Whitman could have crushed people's meager skulls with his bare hands...
Sunday, December 04, 2005
Whereas: Idaho is still worthless
1. haven't read The Best Page in the Universe for a while- was excited to see that someone else thinks that Idaho is Hell. Idahell, in fact.
2. think this: http://www3.state.id.us/oasis/HCR029.html is the funniest/saddest thing I've seen all day.
3. want a burrito. No matter how many burritos I eat I want another.
4. Convinced burrito means "little donkey" in spanish. (Burro= donkey, ito=little, burro+ito= little donkey.)
5. mortified that internet search for images of burritos results in equal parts pictures of donkeys/food/babies/babies/cats.
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At least you didn't get anything x-rated.... Burritos are adorable, who wouldn't want one :)
ReplyDeleteYou and I drove through Idaho once, on our way back from Disneyland. We stopped at a restaurant that had the biggest roses outside I have ever seen. I kept thinking, where are the potatoes? You said, "They are just up ahead- up in Wyoming. That was before we made it to Flaming Gorge.
ReplyDeleteLet's go back to Flaming Gorge. I hope everyone knows that while Idaho is worthless, everything in Utah is fascinating. Even (especially?) mormons.
ReplyDeleteWhere do you FIND this stuff???
ReplyDeleteIt's in aisle three by the porpenatser dolphin lemonade, next to the crustacean twinkies, donut machine and six-foot lava lamps.
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