France? HA!

Okay, take the worst room in Cline, add a "mezzanine" and then tear all the wall paper off and make it dark and funny-smelling... Welcome to your new home! Neat. If I can ever get the past the fact that I don't understand a damn thing, and if any other Americans ever show up and if I can get a phone and stop hating everything... I'll be totally fine, seriously. Please send me an email with all sorts of snotty, American what-not and I'll love you forever.