Monday, April 20, 2009

Hotdogs Have Ear-Sight

In fourth grade, my bestie Cheyenne and her little sister Michelle wrote this song. I still remember all of the words and it gets stuck in my head all the time. 17 years later. See if you can tell this was written by an 8 year-old and Sing Along!

Hot dogs have ear-sight
Hot dogs have ear-sight
Hot dogs have ear-sight
and there's nothing you can do about that.
FAT
Fatty-Fatty Two-by-Four, couldn't get through the bathroom door
So he did it on the floor
How is that for Fatty-Fatty Two-by-Four
FOUR
Four little doggies sittin' in a tree
One, two, three
They all go pee.
PEE
TEA
Tea tea my dollies drink tea
And Hawaiian Punch
PUNCH PUNCH
KICK KICK
Sock 'em in the nuts!
NUTS
HUTS
Fairy huts
Made of tulips and daisies
Whoopsy Daisies!
There go my undies!
and they're covered with....

Hot dogs have ear-sight
Hot dogs have ear-sight
Hot dogs have ear-sight
And there's nothing you can do about that...
Posted by at 6:32 PM

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:47 AM

    Wasn't Cheyenne the one with the exploding frog?

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  2. Roxie10:54 AM

    No, that was Jordan. But honestly, they're fairly interchangeable from this distance of time and space. The fact that I had friends with exploding frogs, who made up songs about hot dogs, pretty much means I had an awesome childhood.

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  3. Anonymous8:44 AM

    Oooooh, yeah.;)

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  4. Anonymous10:24 AM

    Yes, in a way, Cheyenne had an exploding frog she liked to wear as a helmet.

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  5. Roxie8:38 PM

    lol... I have no idea what that means.

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