this is what tired looks like

a) Tim and I ran out of conditioner three days ago. The hairdo is still going strong.
b) Any hostel that says it's a "stone's throw away from the city center" means you have to take the metro, the train and then a 30 minute walk down a one-lane country road in the dark, past a sheep farm.
c) Everything in Europe closes at seven, get up early.
d) The Euro-mullet is NOT attractive.
e) Everything costs money except tiny hidden churches full of secret art. They're also naturally air conditioned.

f) If you make it there, you've already won.