Round Up

Here are the top-ten awesome things I did this year.

1. Adopted a cat beast

So forlorn.

2. Got married

3. Grew a freckle on my finger 

(this one is the most impressive, as far as I'm concerned)

See it?

4. Completed a month-long cleanse, wherein I didn't eat any dairy or corn or toxic goo. 

(And in the middle of which Jared sent me a king cake, which I had to put in my freezer and resist.)

Straight from the juicer

5. Finally, finally, went to Disney World.

Breakfast of Champions.

6. Managed a pet boutique (Funnest job ever)

Dogs like shopping too.

See?

7. Got a new job at the State Department. 

(Don't freak out, nothing's totally final yet and I don't start until probably January)

8. Wrote a novel

This was the day I hit 50,000 words.

9. Cut off my hair.

(And met green man from Always Sunny)

10. Survived the Apocalypse. (This is just an assumption, but I think it's a fairly safe bet.)

Just as terrifying.